Damn, I almost got arrested the other night.
I was down by the creek waiting for the 'gator' to appear. BPD came along and asked me what the hell I thought I was doing?
I told them that I was going to help the citizens of Buffalo by trapping that gator, and putting it to good use..When they told me to "get your hands on top of your head",
I figured it was time to get the hell out of there..They let me go, thinking an Italian from Buffalo couldn't possibly know anything about alligators!
Luigi