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Had to pass these along...

1. What happens when you don't pay your excorsist?

You get re-possessed.

2. A man walks into a bar, orders a beer and sits quietly. Pretty soon he hears: "Hey, nice shirt!"

He looks around and cannot find anyone, so he orders another beer.

Pretty soon, he hears the voice again, and this time it says: "Hey, nice tie!"

He looks around again and cannot find anyone, so he orders his third beer.

It did not take long to hear the voice again and this time it said: "Hey, nice hair cut!"

He looked around once more and feeling a bit creeped he called the bartender over and told him what had happened.

The bartender smiled and said: "Man, it's the peanuts- they're complimentary."


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Denny Church on 2001-09-11 00:36 ]</font>
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