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...ahem...As I was saying. Never underestimate the height of your opponent. If I had relaxed, that midget Ninja would be frying my...liver for dinner...Never judge them by their size!
 

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I can't believe that I ever disagreed with this guy :grin: . The good thing is, Dane can always get a job as a mall security guard! :grin: Just kidding Dane. You the man!
 

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In my best narrator's voice:

"Once again, Dane manages to fend off another customer wishing to get his gun back before its time."
 

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"No one gets to sneak up on me...NO ONE!"

Besides the obvious pain involved here it, is kinda funny :lol:

More typically that would be Allen smacking me and the size differences are about the same. Allen is 6'7" and 285# and moves like a snake.
 

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Good lord :lol:

Carl Douglas said it best :wink:

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning.

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BTTT :wink:
 

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You guys are missing something.
Check out how well this kid takes this fall!
The Japanese word "ukemi" means something like "receiving the attack."

If you watch in slow-mo, you see him absorb the foot (forgive him for not being well-grounded), reach for the ground, shock-absorb as he spins onto his belly, quite cat-like.

This is a great peak into natural ukemi.

Thank you!

youngun
 
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