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> > > Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.
> > > One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.
Just before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next
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> > > the two attorneys.
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> > > The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggles his toes and was settling
> in
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> > > when the attorney by the window said, "I think I'll get up and get a
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> > > coke."
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> > > "No problem," said the physician, "I'll get it for you."
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> > > While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the one of his
> shoes
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> > > and SPAT in it.
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> > > When he returned w/ the coke, the other attorney said, "Hummm that
> looks
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> > > good. I think I'll have one, too." Again, the physician obligingly
> went
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> > > to fetch it and while he was gone, the other attorney picked up the
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> > > other shoe and SPAT in it!
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> > > The physician returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
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> > > the plane was landing, the physician slipped his feet into this shoes
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> > > and knew IMMEDIATELY what had happened.
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> > > "How long must this go on?" he asked them. "This fighting between our
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> > > professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and
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> > > pissing in cokes?"
 

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Geez, I really liked that one! Do you get this stuff from old magazines???:>)
 
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