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Members of the Entertainment elite:
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Geffin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation", which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should consider the possibility of eight years. (One way trip, I hope! :wink: )
Your captain is to be Bill Clinton and your cruise director will be Al Gore. Monica Lewinsky will be your recreation director. Ted Kennedy will act as lifeguard and supervise swimming instruction. Mr. Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency procedures. Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. Bon Voyage!
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Make It Hot!
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: dpcdivr on 2001-06-03 11:19 ]</font>
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Geffin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation", which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should consider the possibility of eight years. (One way trip, I hope! :wink: )
Your captain is to be Bill Clinton and your cruise director will be Al Gore. Monica Lewinsky will be your recreation director. Ted Kennedy will act as lifeguard and supervise swimming instruction. Mr. Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency procedures. Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. Bon Voyage!
_________________
Make It Hot!
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: dpcdivr on 2001-06-03 11:19 ]</font>
