The question should be, "Where to retire your old carry gun."
Send your old blasters to "Tonerguy's Home for Retired Carry Guns."
It's the only compassionate thing to do for your old carry gun. Send 'em where they can be in the company of other old carry guns from around the good old USA. They can share war stories, get tipsy on daily shots of CLP or Hoppes #9, breath fragrant whisps of gunsmoke out on the porch at sunset.
They'll love our exercise program, too. We'll fire them daily at easy targets. No hot loads, no 50-yard targets for those old geezers, just big, close targets that look like Bill Clinton and Janet Reno. Gives 'em sumpin' to talk about at the end of the day, you know.
Every night we'll let 'em watch old gangster movies, Hopalong Cassidy or Dirty Harry until bedtime and then each will sleep like a baby in it's own softly-lined pistol rug personalized with its name on it.
Next to the pistol rug will be an 8X10 glossy photograph of you, the former owner, with a smile and a wave and a little moisture in your eye. Your generosity in the golden years will never be forgotten.
We allow visits from former owners but you have to look through one-way glass so they don't know you've come to visit. Our experience has been that it's too traumatic on the old geezers to see their former owners.
We're adding more services all the time and there is a place for your old primer-popper at our facility. Prices are reasonable. Even the Heinie Wing and the Burns Wing are affordable. The Swenson Wing is a little pricey though.
Check out our website at
http://www.sendusyouroldgeezerblasterto ... ryguns.com
Looking forward to hearing from you. :wink:
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